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Top Home Humour Map MISCELLANEOUS GENERAL ACRONYMS From time to time, I come across a good acronym, I've included some samples here
PEBTAC = Problem Exists Between Terminal And Chair
NYSINYD = Now You See It, Now You Don't
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily FORD = Found On Road Dumped LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious SKODA = Saddest Kind Of Driving Agony FIAT = Fix It Again Tomorrow BMW = Big Money Waster SABENA = Such A Bad Experience Never Again ALITALIA = Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival ALITALIA = Aircraft Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Athens PIA = Please Inform Allah BOAC = Better On A Camel CAAC = Chinese Airlines Always Cancel Top Home Humour Map MISCELLANEOUS TECHNICAL ACRONYMS Unless you are a bit of a techie, some of the following may not make much sense to you, but here goes:- PCMCIA = People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control BASIC = B****y Awful Set of Interpretive Commands COBOL = Completely Obtuse B****y Obstinate Language JAVA = Just Another Vague Acronym PERL = Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parantheses VB = Very Boring ISDN = It Still Does Nothing BSOD = Blue Screen Of Death (pronounced "Bee-sod") Top Home Humour Map EINSTEIN, PICASSO, AND BUSH - THE DIVINE VERDICT | |
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