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Chemistry jokes, humor, and cartoons from Jupiter Scientific; Links to science jokes, physics jokes, astronomy jokes, and biology jokes. Home Books Reports Reviews ... Press Releases Chemistry Jokes If you didn't get the joke, you probably didn't understand the science behind it. If this is the case, it's a chance for you to learn a little chemistry. Chemistry Joke 1: Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them." See explanation Chemistry Joke 2: A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!" See explanation Chemistry Joke 3: One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023." See explanation Chemistry Joke 4: A student comes into his lab class right at the end of the hour. Fearing he'll get an "F", he asks a fellow student what she's been doing. "We've been observing water under the microscope. We're suppose to write up what we see." The page of her notebook is filled with little figures resembling circles and ellipses with hair on them. The panic-stricken student hears the bell go off, opens his notebook and writes, "During this laboratory, I examined water under the microscope and I saw twice as many H's as O's."

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Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names Believe it or not, some chemists do have a sense of humour, and this page is a testament to that. Here we'll show you some real molecules that have unusual, ridiculous or downright silly names. If you know of any other potential candidates for this page, please let me know . People from all over the world have sent me so many contributions to this page, that I've now had to split it into four smaller pages. The 3D structure files of many of these molecules can be obtained by clicking on the images. Information on what you need to view these structure files can be found here Stop Press : Due to the popularity of this site, I've now written it up as a book, entitled ' Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names ', by Paul May, published by Imperial College Press, July 2008. It is available at all good bookstores, price around Ł18. It will include all your favourite molecules from this website, plus some extra information about them. Or you can buy it online from World Scientific or Amazon Arsole Yes, believe it or not, there is actually a molecule called

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34. Chemistry Department Stand forewarned it's British chemistry humor. Chip Cooper Cartoons from a variety of fields. Uwe Oehler and Dr. Iguana A few cartoons and a detailed tutorial on NMR to boot! http://www.macalester.edu/chemistry/links/humor/

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Commonplace Book I am the monster at the end of this book. Subscribe Home Culture Design ... Contact College Chemistry Humor Filed in: Jokes True Stories Author Unknown The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing over time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

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