THIS SITE IS NOT REAL!!!!! As Seen in SUNDAY.. SUNDAY.. SUNDAY!!! Proudly Presents JESUS the Monster Truck Formerly the Stryper Tour Van 2003 Tour " America Kicks Ass In Competition for the International Semi-Regional State Divisional County Sectional City Wide Title Come see the CAR CRUSHING HIGH HOPPING FREE-STYLING SOUL-SAVING Action!! Watch as JESUS crushes and destroys all of his enemies then finshes them off with the STIGMATA BLASTER All in the name of GOD!!! * Stigmata Blood may irritate skin and cause minor rashing This event also features the Ultimate in HOT Quad Racing ACTION!! VS Who's gonna drop "The Bomb" first? Come to the event and find out!! Holy Mary Mother of GOD...it's Ladies Night!!! The JESUS Racing Team Presents The MOTHER of all Monster Trucks!! Little Miss Mary The Immaculate Concept Truck Miss Mary is a Station wagon just like the one your mom drives, if your moms station wagon could jump hills, crush cars and do wheel stands, at 50 miles per hour! Get ready for a brand of racing we call MONST-HER TRUCKING! Fellows, bring your Ladies, Husbands bring your Wives and Daughters. | |
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